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Title: Dean's Resume
Author: earth_dragon
Characters: Dean Winchester, a tiny bit of Sam Winchester and Cas
Genre/pairing: N/A
Rating: NC 17
Word-count: 1365
Spoilers: Spoilers for season 9, particularly for "First Born". I assume the reader had knowledge of the Mark of Cain, at least in context of the show.
Warnings: Suicidal ideation, Suicide attempts, Blood and Gore, Body Horror, Dean's Non-Existent Self Esteem.
Summary: Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be immortal? To not be able to die? Not even if you wanted to?
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural, or the poem "Resume", which was a large part of the inspiration for this work.

'Resume'

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp;
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

Dorothy Parker

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